If it moves, it's Bio.  If it stinks, it's Chem.  If it doesn't work, it's Physics.
Picture of a lemon battery with the caption "if life gives you lemons...make a crude battery".
picture of a cupboard with porcelin bowls about to fall and break.  The only thing holding them in place is the cupboard door being closed.  The caption reads:  "Schrodinger's Cupboard.  The bowls are both intact and broken".
A cartoon drawing of a child with a tall, blue paper bag hat and a cape holding a cookie.  The child is squatting down, examining the cookie and the caption reads "I will do science to it"
A cartoon stick figure of a scientist with a caption that reads "Stand Back!  I'm going to try SCIENCE!"